Consistently inconsistent

That would be a good description of my softball team. We scored 17 runs in our first game of the season, then won several low-scoring games to get to 4 wins, 2 losses. Then we lost 5 straight, scoring no more than 7 runs in any of those games. That is less than 1 run per inning. In slow-pitch softball where you need to score at least 10 to have any realistic chance of winning scoring less than 1 run per inning is pathetic. A team-wide hitting drought.

Then we won our last 2 games 19-12 and 27-14. After scoring no more than 7 in the previous 5 games, we score 19 and 27.

Consistently inconsistent.

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Railing!

The finished railing on painted steps

The finished railing on painted steps

Now that we have fiberglass steps it seemed like a good idea to attach a railing. Jett has vertigo occasionally (where the “occasion” is “every day”) and her older sister Sybil, who is none too steady on her pins, is coming for a visit. So a railing seemed like a REALLY good idea.

I could have cheaped out and cobbled together something workable out of 2x4s. But I decided I should make it as attractive as possible, so I opted for a white PVC plastic railing. The railing is designed to work with sheaths that slip over 4x4s, so the hard work was cutting the 4x4s and securely attaching them to the steps. Putting up the railing was a piece of cake after getting the posts installed.

Of course we had to paint the steps, too. No sense in putting a nice PVC handrail on a crappy-looking set of steps. So I painted them beige, to match the RV, more or less.

I also completed the front-side frame for the vinyl skirt that we will be putting around the shed. This frame, on the front side, also doubles as the foundation for the steps that I will be building. This was a lot of work, but I have already had compliments from two men in the trades – a general contractor and an electrician – who admired the frame and said that I “did it right.” I take some pride in that.

Painting the steps

Painting the steps

The shed frame

The shed frame

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Taco in a bag

Taco in a bag

Taco in a bag

Steel drum music

Steel drum music

Jett and I volunteered to serve at a “taco in a bag” patio party recently.  We had no idea what we had signed up for, but felt that we were due for some volunteer work.  I guess I was expecting to hand out bag lunches from Taco Bell.  But the reality was quite different.

To create a “taco in a bag” you first get a bag of Doritos.  Not that tiny lunch-size bag, but the larger 99 cent bag.  You cut it open on the long side, crush the chips, then load the bag with beef or chicken taco meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and taco sauce.  Hand the bag to the customer along with a plastic fork and a napkin and send him/her on his/her way.  $5 for what turned out to be a pretty tasty light dinner.  Beer for sale for $2.

We sold about 100 of these.  All the time listening to steel drum music.  A very pleasant volunteer experience.

Then we watched a piñata be destroyed.  No one was injured and it turned out to be filled with candy bars and bags of peanuts.  Dessert.

Pinata

Piñata

Dining al fresco

Dining al fresco

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Bonefish Grill

We haven’t dined out much lately, but we couldn’t let my 70th birthday pass without some kind of celebration.  So we decided to blow a few bucks on a nice dinner.  My first choice was Bahama Breeze – dining al fresco on the patio with a steel drum band playing and a signature margarita in my hand.  Ahh! My idea of a nice dinner.  We had to wait for a spell of cold rainy weather to pass, so it was a few days after my birthday that we sallied forth.

And found a line about an hour long.

Too much waiting.  So we looked for another nice restaurant nearby and settled on Bonefish Grill.  We had dined at a Bonefish Grill in Georgia a couple of years ago and had positive memories.  And it had immediate seating.

Jett chose a filet mignon – superb – and I tried the Georges Bank Scallops and Shrimp.  Likewise superb.  But the real surprise was the side of crusty broiled brussels sprouts.  They looked terrible – black and crusty – but tasted great.

I also got my requisite margarita.  A fine dinner.

Scallops and shrimp

Scallops and shrimp

Crusty brussels sprouts

Crusty brussels sprouts

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“Hello, Darkness” by Sandra Brown

Simon & Schuster, 2003

I think I have read a Sandra Brown mystery before.  I have certainly listened to one of her audiobooks.  I had a fairly positive view of her skill as a writer.  So it was with a modicum of pleasant anticipation that I picked up Hello, Darkness.

Imagine my disappointment.

This is a book of 353 pages, about 350 of which are devoted to desperate attempts to convince the reader that one of the four possible suspects is the person who has kidnapped and threatened to kill a teen girl.  Unfortunately, Sandra’s attempts to feed me red herrings were not very convincing.  I figured out pretty early on where this one was headed and got pretty annoyed with her for wasting my time.

The capsule summary is this: a female late-night Austin radio DJ, Paris, receives a phone call from “Valentino” who tells her that he is holding his girlfriend captive and will kill her in 72 hours because she has been unfaithful and is trying to dump him.  The police – including a psychologist profiler who has a history with Paris – are notified and try to find the caller.  The suspects are the radio station’s manager, the station’s janitor, a dentist with a sex addiction (who once molested Paris) and the profiler’s teen son.  It is discovered that the abducted “girlfriend” is the teen daughter of a judge who refuses to believe that she has been abducted or that she was one of the loosest girls in town, a founding member of the Sex Club, a teen social media concoction that fed their need to hook up on the shores of Lake Travis.

Not only are the red herring stories completely unconvincing, every character in this book is immoral and pretty much a scumbag, including, sadly, the purported “heroes.”  Thin plot, unlikable characters.  Bad combination.

2 out of 10.

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Blog booklets, 2014-2016 (QTN, STS, STN and TTS)

Here are the PDFs for the blog booklets for the years 2014 to 2016.

OurWanderYears 2014 (10.8 MB) – the Quick Trip North (QTN), summer in MA and coming off the road

OurWanderYears 2015 (21.4 MB) – winter in MA, Carnival cruise and the Second Trip South (STS)

OurWanderYears 2016 (21.3 MB) – Second Trip North (STN), workamping in VT and the Third Trip South (TTS)

 

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Mobstah Lobstah

Connecticut

Connecticut

Our RV park invites food trucks onto the premises twice a week – Wednesday and Friday. We have sampled several of them and weren’t greatly impressed with either the quality or the value. That all changed on the past Friday when we sampled the fare at the Mobstah Lobstah food truck (byline: “seafood to die for”). Both Jett and I got lobster rolls, but Jett got the “Connecticut” version (cold, with mayonnaise and celery) and I chose the “Maine” (warm, with butter). Both were outstanding. Large, fresh chunks of lobster meat, a toasted bun, a very nice cup of coleslaw and crispy tater tots with a tangy chipotle aioli sauce. Everything was perfectly done and perfectly delicious.

Maine (half eaten)

Maine (half eaten)


The food truck

The food truck

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Doggone cold

Cold comfort

Cold comfort

The last 2 weeks have been very cold here in Fort Myers. By “cold” I mean highs in the 60s. Meanwhile, the folks up north have been shivering through sub-zero temps. While I expect no sympathy from my northern friends, I just wanted you to know that the chilliness here has taken a toll on Rusty. He has become a fan of blankets. When we cover him he makes no attempt to get out from under. I think I even detect a “thank you” in his eyes.

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Shed!

Getting the shed situated

Getting the shed situated

Before tying it down

Before tying it down

The day after we acquired our fiberglass steps, our shed was delivered. Getting it onto the site was a bit of an adventure which started with me having second thoughts about the precise location. The proposed location had been approved via a drawing on the site plan, but the problem was that the site plan contained no reference marks. A clear rule, though, was that the 5-foot setback had to be observed at all times. While the setback on the south side was pretty clear – the gap between my pavers and my southern neighbor was precisely 10 feet – the northern setback was not clear at all. The gap between my neighbor’s pavers and the outer edge of my pavers was only about 9 feet. I believe that the developer, when he installed my paver bump-out, cheated a bit on the setback. I had already compensated a bit, but it appeared that the back side of the shed would still be just 9′ 8″ from the neighbor.

The site next to ours is unowned, but I had this vision of a new owner checking his boundaries and finding my shed in violation of the setback rules. I decided to move the shed in 4″. A further complication was that once the shed was moved 4 inches to the south, the corner tie-down point was too close to the curved edge of the paver bump-out. So I also shifted the location 6″ west. Having decided on these alterations to the original plan, I was hastily marking new corner targets while the shed was being unloaded from the trailer.

The next adventure was getting the shed dropped without crushing the water and sewer lines. It was a close shave, but the forklift driver – a woman – maneuvered with the skill of a surgeon.

I was fascinated by the installation of the hurricane tie-downs. These were 6 metal rods, with auger tips, that were drilled into the soil (after removing some pavers on the south edge) using a super-sized version of an electric drill. It obviously had tremendous torque. After the rods were in place, metal straps were screwed into the rods and attached to the underside of the shed. Supposedly these will keep the shed from flying off to Kansas in the next hurricane.

When I had first selected the site for the shed I had eyeballed the RV awning and was convinced that it would be able to fully deploy without touching the shed. But after shifting the shed 4 inches closer to the RV, I was no longer so confident. After getting the shed tied down, I apprehensively put the awning out. Gingerly, inch by inch. It finished deploying with about 3 inches to spare. And was above the top of the shed doors – a factor that I had not considered and feel damn lucky that it worked out.

Now we are awaiting arrival of the county building inspector, to give final approval before we can start using the shed.

Awning deployed

Awning deployed

Installing the tie-down rods

Installing the tie-down rods

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Steps!

Our new used steps

Our new used steps

We had fiberglass steps last year at Paradise Pointe, but had to sell them at the end of the season. We wanted to get similar steps for use in Cypress Trail and, with the imminent arrival of the shed, would be able to store them for multi-year use. However, we couldn’t find any suitable used ones and the new ones were pretty pricy – at least $400.

But recently, when looking at available sites in the park, we came across a site with the perfect fiberglass steps. A couple was moving back north and needed to sell them. They weren’t available that day as they still needed them, but we gave them our number and were very pleased when they called us and offered to sell us the steps for just $100. We jumped. We paid our landscaping guys a few bucks to haul them to our site and we are now the proud new owners of fiberglass steps.

Jett, as you can see, is very happy with them.

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