South American Cruise (SAC) preview

Carnival Firenze

Yes, Marlene and I have booked yet another cruise. I guess we are addicted. We had to think twice about this one due to its length (45 nights) but… SOUTH AMERICA! Neither of us has ever set foot in South America and this one has 10 South American ports!

Had to do it. Especially when the price dropped ridiculously low – about $1800 each. That is $40 per day, room, board and entertainment included. We can’t live in Florida for that price. And I figure I will save about $1500 by not having my usual Florida living expenses. We will have to be careful with our casino time, of course. But if we can control that it certainly won’t break the bank.

The ship is the Carnival Firenze – one of the Costa Italian ships in the Carnival fleet. We have never been on it before, but we have been on a sister ship, the Venezia and we loved it. It isn’t huge but that is fine. Hopefully it will be large enough to be fairly stable as it rounds Cape Horn which has a reputation of having some of the worst weather in the world.

We will have an inside cabin and will have to move twice as this is actually a cruise consisting of back-to-back-to-back cruise segments of 15 days, 14 days and 16 days, respectively. But moving down the hall twice (all 3 cabins are on Deck 7) won’t be difficult.

Here is the full itinerary:

  •  1. Long Beach (Los Angeles) CA
  •  2. At sea
  •  3. At sea
  •  4. At sea
  •  5. Acapulco Mexico
  •  6. At sea
  •  7. At sea
  •  8. At sea (Equator)
  •  9. Manta Equador
  • 10. At sea
  • 11. At sea
  • 12. Callao (Lima) Peru
  • 13. At sea
  • 14. At sea
  • 15. Coquimbo (La Serena) Chile
  • 16. Valparaiso (Santiago) Chile
  • 17. At sea
  • 18. At sea (Darwin Channel)
  • 19. At sea (Chilean Fjords)
  • 20. At sea (Amalia Glacier)
  • 21. At sea (Strait of Magellan)
  • 22. At sea (Beagle Channel)
  • 23. Ushuaia Argentina
  • 24. At sea (Cape Horn)
  • 25. At sea
  • 26. At sea
  • 27. Puerto Madryn Argentina
  • 28. At sea
  • 29. Montevideo Uruguay
  • 30. Buenos Aires Argentina
  • 31. At sea
  • 32. At sea
  • 33. Rio de Janeiro Brazil
  • 34. At sea (Solar Eclipse)
  • 35. At sea
  • 36. Maceio Brazil
  • 37. At sea
  • 38. At sea (Equator)
  • 39. At sea
  • 40. At sea
  • 41. Grenada
  • 42. Martinique
  • 43. St. Maarten
  • 44. At sea
  • 45. At sea
  • 46. Miami FL

Note that on Day 34 we cross the path of a total solar eclipse! A solar eclipse from the sea will be spectacular, if not cloudy. There are a LOT of sea days, but we like sea days.

I don’t usually give cruises a trip designation unless they are part of a combo ship/auto or an around-the-world trip. But this one is epic and deserves a label, So it will be the South American Cruise (SAC).

We fly to LA January 1 and the ship departs January 4. I have booked 3 nights in Long Beach on the Queen Mary. Yes, we are preceding a 45-night cruise with 3 nights in a cruise liner hotel. Call us gluttons.

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“One Good Deed” by David Baldacci

Copyright 2019 by Columbus Rose Ltd. Published by Grand Central Publishing, Hachette Book Group, New York.

David Baldacci is a prolific author. I have read and reported here on 13 of his books. I have probably read a few more that I didn’t report on here. But he has probably written more than 50 novels in all, so I still have a few to go. And I will keep reading his books because they are damn good.

One Good Deed is the first of one of his shorter series – just 3 books, as of now, in the series featuring Aloysius Archer, an ex-con and World War II infantryman. This book is set in 1949 in Poca City, a dusty prairie town somewhere near – but not in – Texas. Maybe Oklahoma? Doesn’t matter. What matters is that it is a town which has suffered 6 years of drought, has a pig slaugherhouse that is about the only place where an ex-con can get a job, has a guy named Hank Pittleman who owns the slaughterhouse, the bank, the hotel and just about the entire town and a rancher named Lucas Tuttle who owed Pittleman $5000 and who put up a 1947 Cadillac as collateral. The town also has a very attractive parole officer, Ernestine Crabtree, and an equally attractive daughter of Tutlle, Jackie, who has become Pittleman’s “chattel.”

There are a few other characters who get introduced along the way – another ex-con who is willing to murder for a buck, a state cop who gets involved when people start dying, Pittleman’s wife and several of the hired help at both Pittleman’s mansion and Tuttle’s ranch. It is a rich set of characters and some pretty interesting settings, too, including the Cat’s Meow, Poca City’s main watering hole and yet another of Pittleman’s businesses. That is where Archer first meets Pittleman and Jackie. Pittleman hires Archer to collect the debt from Tuttle. As Archer soon discovers, that isn’t going to be easy because Tuttle’s condition for repaying the debt is the return of his daughter – and she refuses to return. It is also complicated by Tuttle burning the Cadillac, making recovery of the collateral impossible. So Archer is faced with the possibility that he will have to go to work in the slaugherhouse to earn money to keep his hotel room and to repay the $40 advanced to him by Pittleman. He eventually does go to work there, but only for a short time and only after sleeping with Jackie, taking up temporary residence in Ernestine’s house and being suspected of murdering Pittleman who turns up dead in his room just down the hall from Archer’s the night he beds Jackie.

It certainly looks like Archer will be headed back to prison, possibly to hang, except that the detective, Shaw, believes that Archer is innocent and that Archer has the instincts to become a detective. They team up to solve the murder of Pittleman and several others that follow.

I initially wasn’t eager to read this book as I much prefer contemporary stories to period pieces like this one. But, as always, Baldacci charmed me and completely drew me in to this complex story and these fascinating characters.

I am a bit puzzled by the title, though. What was the “one good deed?” That was lost on me.

8 out of 10.

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Poll watching

It is election season and I am doing my part to make sure that the election goes smoothly, without drama and without suspicion of fraud. I have been a poll worker in 4 previous elections and I tell anyone who doubts the fairness of the result to be a poll worker. You will find how difficult – no, impossible – it is to steal an election. But that doesn’t mean that someone won’t try. I am doing my part to make sure that someone doesn’t steal this one.

This year I am organizing poll watchers rather than being a poll worker. What is the difference? Well, a poll worker is someone who is hired by the county to make the polling place work. The big cheese is the clerk who oversees the precinct and is responsible for reporting the results to the county. The clerk is supported by two deputies – one Democrat and one Republican – who monitor the polling place, keep the line organized and certify the results for the clerk before they are sent to the county. The worker bees are responsible for checking in the voter – inspecting IDs, verifying that they are registered and are at the correct precinct – for issuing ballots, for tabulating ballots and for providing assistance to any voter who needs help in voting. Counts of voters entering, ballots issued and ballots tabulated are constantly kept and are verified that they match every hour. It is a long day – over 14 hours – but the workers are dedicated and I have never had any doubt that their only goal is a free and fair election.

A poll watcher is a volunteer for a particular political party who just sits and observes the activity of the polling place. To be a poll watcher one must be a registered voter in the county and must receive credentials issued by the Supervisor of Elections (SOE) for the county. This year I am a poll watcher, but, more importantly, am organizing all of the other poll watchers for my party. For the general election I have 149 volunteer poll watchers whose names must be submitted for credentialling and who must, somehow, obtain those credentials when issued by the SOE. Lee County in Florida is a large county and rather than trying to single-handedly deliver 149 credentials – or to ask 149 people to travel long distances to pick them up – I have chosen to establish 8 “depots” in various geographical sections of the county where volunteers may go to retrieve their credentials. My job, then, is to sort the 149 credentials into 8 depot boxes and to deliver the boxes to the depot sites – homes of volunteers who have agreed to serve as depots and the centrally-located political party headquarters. It is still a lot of driving – over 100 miles, even with another volunteer who delivered boxes to three depots – but the system works well.

Today, five days before the start of early voting, I must call the people who have not yet retrieved their credentials, to remind them to pick them up before Monday. Monday I will retrieve the boxes and take all remaining credentials to party HQ. A lot of telephoning and then more driving.

The work of a poll watcher is, in my view, pretty boring. If the precinct runs as it should there is nothing to do except to report counts of voters. A poll watcher is not allowed to interact with any voter; he or she can only talk to other poll watchers or the clerk. He or she may, however, go outside to observe the line or anything happening there. If a problem of any sort is observed, then it is reported to the “boiler room” – the group of people monitoring election activities throughout the county – via text or a problem-reporting application. Only text messaging is permitted – no voice calls can be made.

Personally, I would much rather be a poll worker than a poll watcher. More activity, more direct contact with voters. But this year it is possible that poll watching will be extremely important.

I hope the election goes smoothly. But it is all too possible that there will be problems. The poll watchers will be the ones to witness and report any incident.

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“American Assassin” by Vince Floyd

Copyright 2010 by Vince Floyd. Published by Pocket Books, a division of Simon and Schuster, Inc, New York.

I am not sure when or where I got this book – some exchange library somewhere – but I was lucky to find the first book in a long (25 books) series featuring Mitch Rapp, the “American assassin.” I will probably read more books in this series because I enjoyed this one very much. Rapp is an interesting guy – a natural-born assassin – in the mold of Jack Reacher and John Puller. These guys are all larger-than-life and share an ability to triumph when faced with overwhelming odds and survive life-threatening situations. Complete fantasy, of course, but so what? They make for good adventure reading.

In this book Mitch Rapp is recruited for a super-secret project to develop American assassins that can be deployed to deal with situations that defy diplomatic solution. Unlike the other 6 men in the program, Mitch has no military training. But he does have martial arts training and soon proves that he can handle challenges from the other candidates and the instructor himself.

His first assignment, after he completed his training, was the assassination of an international arms dealer in Istanbul, Turkey. He arrives first and is ordered to wait for two others – his instructor and another neophyte assassin. But Mitch sees an opportunity and takes it, killing the dealer while he is walking his dog. Mitch escapes without detection and the news of the assassination creates a stir in the international community – who did it? Speculation included Russia and Islamic groups as well as the Americans. But no one knew with certainty.

Except for his superiors who were split between outrage for ignoring orders and admiration for completing the job so quickly and efficiently.

The admiration wins out and he is given a second assignment – the assassination of a Swiss banker who controls funds for terrorist groups. That is a team job and is executed successfully, leaving the wife and his dogs unharmed. But they manage to obtain the information needed to access the bank accounts and drain them of over $40 million. How the terrorist groups react to the loss of the money and how the Russians get involved is the rest of the book.

Very interesting character, very well written. I will look for #2 in the series.

9 out of 10.

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“Bistro Nights” by David Benjamin

Copyright 2023 by David Benjamin. Published by Last Kid Books, Madison WI.

Yes, I know… two Benjamin books in a row. Totally luck of the draw. I keep a list of the books in my “to be read” pile and pick from that list randomly. Just happened to get two Benjamins in a row.

This one, unlike the previous one, is a novel. Two of its characters – journalists Steve Knight and Mie Nishamura – appeared previously in Black Dragon. Two other main characters – Mireille, a waitress, and Cavendish, an author – are new. The other main characters are Cavendish’s fictional creations. I guess I should also include the numerous Paris bistros as characters as they figure prominently.

I really liked the literary structure of this book. Steve and Mie, while having a drink in Le Petit St-Benoit, a small bistro, observe the interaction between a lovely waitress (Mireille) and a sad patron (Cavendish). They are strangers but Steve and Mie love to invent stories for people they observe. Initially they invent a “dying physicist” persona for the sad guy and the waitress is merely helping him enjoy his final days. But their imaginary lives evolve. Eventually the waitress becomes “Princess Anna” who has fallen from a high royal position and is slowly regaining her foothold in humanity by waiting tables. The story, in their minds, evolves as Steve and Mie see the couple several more times in other bistros.

Meanwhile, we, the readers, are introduced to the real couple. Mireille is in love with a violent, abusive boyfriend but simply can’t pull away. Cavendish is a famous author of one great book but is two years into a literary drought. But as Cavendish learns more about Mireille’s tragic love life and her violent boyfriend, inspiration strikes and he begins a new novel about – you guessed it – a beautiful waitress with a violent, abusive boyfriend. But this story is set a hundred years earlier, in the era of the apaches – Parisian gangs. The title of his new novel is Apache Dance.

Soon the lives of the two real couples, along with the imaginary lives of the third couple as they evolve in the incipient chapters of Apache Dance, become intertwined, all while Steve and Mie visit a long list of Parisian bistros.

There is a lot of French terminology (and some Japanese terminology too) in this book, but Benjamin has helpfully provided a glossary of French terms, along with a thumbnail sketch of each of the (mostly) real bistros that appear in the book.

The intertwining of three couples, along with the delectable descriptions of the bistros and their fare, was captivating. This is a book that should be used as a textbook in a college course on how to write.

One complaint: Benjamin is not particularly adept at describing violence. Some of the violent scenes were, to me, jumbled and hard to envision. But the rest of the prose was absolutely superb. The illustrations, by his wife Junko, were also charming.

8 out of 10.

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“Benjamin’s Mess” by David Benjamin

Copyright 2025 by David Benjamin. Published by Last Kid Books, Madison WI.

This is the 14th David Benjamin book that I have reviewed. And while it is true that he is one of my oldest and best friends, I would not read 14 books by anyone if I didn’t enjoy them. He is a very good writer.

One of his specialties is the “screed” – a short (about 1,000 words) essay. He publishes one screed almost every week. You can find them all – over 600 of them – here. This is his third book containing collections of his best screeds, the others being Almost Killed by a Train of Thought (2019) and Christmas in a Jugular Vein (2024).

Reading one of these collections of screeds is entertaining but makes me marvel at the breadth of Benjamin’s interests and the depth of his thoughts. He has a way of looking at something that makes me look at it differently (example: who is the “+” in “LGBTQ+”?). In this book he categorizes the topic. Here is the list of topic categories, most common category first:

  • Satire – 12 (I include here the 3 “Bienfang” essays, which is a particular kind of satire)
  • Memory – 11
  • Paris – 8
  • Language – 6
  • Culture – 4
  • Technology – 4
  • Civics – 3
  • Journalism – 3
  • Movies – 3
  • Covid – 2
  • Guns – 2
  • Travel – 2
  • America – 1
  • Death – 1
  • Faith – 1
  • Gender – 1
  • Horror – 1
  • Olympics – 1
  • Polemic – 1

He is nothing if not eclectic. Many of his essays are autobiographical (I am mentioned by name in two of the “Memory” essays and can attest that the events he mentions really happened). The “Death” essay is about his wife’s mother who survived the bombing of Hiroshima to die at 93. Some are touching. Many are thought-provoking. All are worth the few minutes it takes to read the essay.

9 out of 10.

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Carnival Conquest 2 wrapup

This was the cruise that I wasn’t supposed to take. Marlene had booked it with a friend who backed out. I was able to fill in only because the timing was perfect – the cruise began 3 days after the primary election. I was exhausted from all of my election activities, so it worked well as a break from the intensity of the previous month.

But the cruise seemed long. I don’t think I have ever before thought that a cruise was too long – even the 30-day TP1 cruise to Australia. Maybe it had to do with the itinerary – there were no new ports – or maybe it was the ship (our second cruise on the Carnival Conquest). There just wasn’t anything new in this trip. I like new.

Highlights:

  • Getting the $970 “Mega” bonus in the casino. Totally unexpected and the second largest prize I have ever received in a casino. It made the losses on all the other days tolerable.
  • The SEA experience. This was our first Sailings Exclusively for Adults Carnival cruise. No kids on board. Very nice. And we got some useful bling: a reusable straw, a wrist cabin card holder and Gatsby Party hats and headbands.
  • The cruise director. Filipe was a lot of fun.
  • Some of the meals. The prime rib was very good and there were some very good desserts.
  • Our cabin. It was large with a nice ocean view. And being on Deck 1 we experienced almost no motion at all. If you suffer from seasickness, book a cabin on Deck 1.
  • Our fellow passengers. Overall it was a congenial group and we ran into four couples that we have cruised with before.

Lowlights:

  • The casino overall. Lots of people losing lots of money. I had several days where I lost over $100 with no bonuses. I expect bonuses to be hard to hit but they shouldn’t be impossible.
  • Some of the meals. The kung pao chicken was terrible, two of my filets were tough (that should never happen) and Marlene complained about her cod (“mushy).
  • The late night buffet. This isn’t intended as a meal, but the fare borders on disgusting.
  • Our cabin attendant. He was clearly annoyed by our almost constant use of the “Do Not Disturb” sign. He seemed to take offense on us preventing him from doing his job. Attitude.

The shows were too good to be included as a lowlight, but not good enough to be included as a highlight. Ditto with the itinerary.

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Carnival Conquest 2 Day 15: Disembarkation in Miami FL

The alarm went off at 6am as directed. We finished packing then went to breakfast. We said goodbye to a few folks, then left the cabin. We had to wait about 30 minutes to get off the ship and an hour for Marlene’s son to fight his way through traffic to the port to pick us up, but we had the car and were on our way home by 10am.

Except that we didn’t go home. At least not right away.

First we tried to visit Marlene’s old friend Danny, a guy she hadn’t seen in years and who recently suffered a devastating stroke. We found his apartment but he wasn’t home. Marlene, through some diligent telephone work, learned that he was in the hospital.

Next we stopped at Four Star Jewelry, the little shop run by Marlene’s old friend Eli. She introduced me to him and they spent an hour catching up on old times. Very interesting guy.

Then we traveled to Marlene’s brother’s house for a reunion with Becky. She was overjoyed to see us, as evidenced by her violently wagging tail. I hung around all afternoon and we caught up on the latest episodes of Reacher Season 4. Then I left and drove home. Marlene stayed with her brother. She may try to see Danny this weekend. I will retrieve her on Monday or Tuesday.

Thus ends the Carnival Conquest 2 trip. Wrapup next.

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Carnival Conquest 2 Days 13 & 14: At sea

Day 13 started, as usual, with breakfast in the buffet. We then played some cards before going to the Diamond and Platinum reunion – a special event for the most loyal Carnival customers (Marlene is Diamond, I am Platinum). The main features of these reunion events are meeting the senior officers and getting free drinks. We each had two Tequila Sunrise drinks and followed those with a drink in the casino.

And that is about all I remember of that day. I went to the cabin and fell asleep (passed out?) and Marlene followed shortly after me. I thought the Funship Special – our favored drink – was strong but the Tequila Sunrise must be even stronger.

It was a lost evening. We skipped dinner (the second formal night) and the Gatsby Party (for which Carnival provided complimentary hats and headbands). We were barely sober enough to get a late night snack.

No more Tequila Sunrises! Ever!

Day 14 – the last day of the cruise – started with us packing, which is unusual for us as we usually wait until the last minute. Then we had brunch with three women from DE and PA. We spent time in the casino and I did poorly but Marlene made about $700. We both ended down for the cruise. I lost about $800 in 14 days and Marlene lost even more. But we lost less than many. It was a great cruise for high rollers – we saw many passengers betting $10 or more on a single spin of the slot machine and heard stories of people losing $10,000 or more. Marlene saw one person win $35,000 but, overall, there were many more losers than winners. No surprise there.

I attended a couple of trivia sessions and didn’t win. Then I blogged but didn’t post as I had no internet.

The Captain’s Feast featured lobster tail (Marlene had two) and Beef Wellington (one for me). A nice dinner to end the cruise.

We watched a movie on the big screen at the pool after dinner – Tuner. Interesting movie. Dustin Hoffman plays an old man. Time is marching on.

We got to bed around 2am and set the alarm for 6am.

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Carnival Conquest 2 Day 12: Amber Cove, Dominican Republic

Conquest at Amber Cove

We went ashore after breakfast, carrying our snorkel gear as I was convinced that Amber Cove had a beach. I was wrong. It has a wonderful pool with a swim-up bar and cabanas on the water that we could rent for $540 for 4 hours (no thank you). But no beach. We hung out in the kiddie pool area (and got drenched by the water bucket) and had a huge drink in the pool bar ($21 but big enough for two and you can take the goblet home – not a bad deal).

We played cards in the afternoon (don’t ask) and dressed in all white for White Night dinner, dining alone. The evening show was “Epic Rock” which was a simple musical revue featuring a lot of Queen hits. Nice but not great.

I played even at the casino, which is almost a win.

More cards and a late night snack, then off to bed.

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