QTN Hop 3: Roebuck, SC, to Lorton, VA

Yes, back to Lorton and the Pohick Bay Regional Park for our fourth visit. This will be the shortest of the four – just four nights this time – because we are committed to getting the MD and DE stickers on our map. These little states are hard to get to – particularly Delaware. Who goes to Delaware in an RV? No one I know.

This hop turned had the misfortune to encounter some lousy travel weather. It rained both days. I believe that is now five straight travel days on the QTN that had at least some rain. Five out of six. Lucky us.

Checking the tires

Checking the tires

I guess I should say a few words about our stay at the Pine Ridge Campground in Roebuck, SC. This is a park that gets good reviews from other travelers (they claim to be one of the 300 best RV parks in America), but the charm was mostly lost on us. The access road was horrible – narrow with steep hills and lots of bumps – and the roads inside the park weren’t much better. There is no cable, no trash pickup and no dog park. We had one of the 6 pull-through sites that are favored by short-term residents, so we had neighbors setting up and tearing down every day. The pool is small and unattractive and the WiFi is nearly useless.

And the weather sucked, which didn’t improve our opinion of the place. It was cold all week, with temperatures dropping below freezing nearly every night and rain on three of the days. Cold, damp, gloomy. Not our kind of place.

Cold, wet playground

Cold, wet playground

Some long-term residents

Some long-term residents

The only positive is that the owner is a really nice guy – very helpful and informative.

Roebuck is near Spartanburg. I looked into what there is to do in Spartanburg. Not much. TripAdvisor lists the #1 and #2 attractions as city parks. The #3 attraction is the shopping mall. Such is Spartanburg.

On Saturday we had to do our tear-down in a driving, cold rain, with me kneeling in deep red mud. The most miserable tear-down ever.

Good riddance!

QTN Hop 3, Day 1: Roebuck, SC, to Bracey, VA

292 miles via I-26 and I-85.

QTN Hop 3, Day 1

QTN Hop 3, Day 1

It was gloomy all day, but not particularly cold – in the 60s most of the day. The road was relatively flat. We stopped for gas in Mebane, NC, about 20 miles short of our planned refueling stop. I had made the mistake of filling the truck’s tanks before going to Walmart for some supplies, forgetting how far Walmart was from the RV Park, so I had 15 miles on the odometer before we even hitched up. That made the planned stop a bit of a stretch.

Jett buying snacks for 6 kids

Jett buying snacks for 6 kids

The refueling stop was not a truck stop but was a large station with about a dozen pumps and plenty of room to maneuver. Or so I thought. Unfortunately, only 2 of those 12 pumps had diesel, so I had to wait until one became free (it was a busy place) and when I started to pull into the vacant space some idiot pulled in in front of me. I didn’t shoot him, but I was pretty annoyed. I had to go around and come in from the other side, at an awkward angle. Jett just about had a coronary directing me out of there.

Note to self: use truck stops.

We had stopped earlier at a rest area where Jett observed a family of 8 – 2 parents and 6 children, all under 15. They were traveling in a pickup with a canopy (the white truck in the picture). Jett flashed back on her large family and decided to buy the kids some ice cream. The picture is of her speaking to the father and giving him $10 for treats. The kids were thrilled.

And that’s why I love her.

Our park for the night was the Americamps-Lake Gaston in Bracey, VA. This is a large park on a large lake which in nice weather is probably beautiful. But it was raining. Gloomy. We set up as quickly as possible, then I went out to get dinner an diesel.

I thought the roads in the Pine Ridge Campground were bad, but the roads in Lake Gaston were worse. We had a pull-through but I determined that the only way out of the pull-through was to back out. Not much of a pull-through. And when I took the garbage to the dumpsters (another park with no trash pickup), I just about buried the truck in red mud.

Again, good riddance.

QTN Hop 3, Day 2: Bracey, VA, to Lorton, VA

188 miles via I-85 and I-95.

QTN Hop 3, Day 2

QTN Hop 3, Day 2

The route to Lorton was simple – up I-85 until it merged with I-95, then up I-95 to Lorton. Simple route but lousy weather. Heavy rain almost the entire way. And the road was very rough. A very unpleasant travel day.

We had looked at the weather forecast for Lorton before we left and it was not encouraging: rainy with a high of 46. Normal high temp for the end of March is about 67, so that was 20 degrees below normal. But as we drove the temperature dropped and kept dropping. The temperature when we pulled into Pohick? 36 – a full 30 degrees below normal. And SNOWING. Unbelievable!

Snow in Pohick

Snow in Pohick

Let’s hope that spring shows up soon. We are using a lot of propane.

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QTN Hop 2: Biloxi, MS, to Roebuck, SC

We had no particular reason to pick Roebuck, SC, for my work week other than it was on the shortest route between Biloxi and Alexandria. And it was in South Carolina, which added another state to our map. It is about 15 miles from Spartanburg which is larger and better known. We will likely get to Spartanburg sometime this week, but I haven’t researched what, if anything, it has to offer. Mostly I am going to work and Jett is going to try to get acclimated to the chill. The forecast highs this week: in the 50’s.

We are missing Fort Myers already.

QTN Hop 2, Day 1: Biloxi, MS, to Auburn, AL

289 miles via I-110 (in Biloxi), I-10, I-65 and I-85.

QTN Hop 2, Day 1

QTN Hop 2, Day 1

The hardest portion of this trip was getting out of the Cajun RV Park in Biloxi. The exit onto Beach Blvd is one way, the wrong way, so we had to find a way to make the dreaded U-turn. I originally planned to go “around the block” – up a half mile to Pass Road, the other east/west road in Biloxi, but found that the roads to get there were narrow and the turns were tight. They also crossed those railroad tracks in a very uneven crossing that had the potential to bottom out the RV. So instead I opted to travel two miles east and turn around in a shopping center parking lot.

Once we got turned around and onto I-110, it was pretty clear sailing. The weather was nice – warmer than I expected, near 70 – and the roads were busy but fairly flat. We cruised along to our refueling stop in Hope Hull, AL, just south of Montgomery. And encountered a horde of college students returning from spring break.

The rig at rest, still hitched up

The rig at rest, still hitched up

When I first walked into the mini-mart to hand over my credit card (the usual process when filling up at a truck pump – there is no “pay at the pump” option), I had to stand in a line 12 people deep, all of them at least 40 years younger than me. I passed the time by admiring the tans on the lithe young bodies.

The time passed quickly.

The stop for the night was the Eagle Landing RV Park in Auburn, AL (which added another state to our map – number 25). We didn’t even unhitch – just put out the slides, hooked up the water, electric and sewer. Then Jett sent me down to the street to see if there were any food joints within walking distance. No restaurants, but a Dollar General was directly opposite. I went over there – more because it advertised “discount tobacco” than with any real hope that it would have food. But it turned out to offer a lot of groceries, including dairy, deli meats and frozen foods. So I bought some hamburger, Klondike bars and Hostess cupcakes (please, no comments from dieticians). We ate, I walked the dogs (dodging the berry bushes that were buzzing with bees) and fell asleep in the bunkhouse.

Eagle Landing

Eagle Landing

The Dollar General

The Dollar General

Another exciting day in the RV.

QTN Hop 2, Day 2: Auburn, AL, to Roebuck, SC

295 miles via I-85, SC 290 and US 221.

QTN Hop 2, Day 2

QTN Hop 2, Day 2

The hard parts of this trip were (1) getting ready to travel in a driving rain, (2) dealing with heavy traffic around Atlanta, (3) finding our way out of the refueling stop and (4) finding the RV park. The rain just required wearing a poncho and keeping the speed down to under 55 once on the road (hydroplaning when hauling 7 tons is not fun). The heavy traffic just required a bit of extra caution (and a little cursing). Finding our way out of the refueling stop – difficult because the exit was one-way the wrong way – was accomplished by, at Jett’s suggestion, following an 18-wheeler. Finding the RV park required discarding the map (because it was taking me down a scary-looking road) and trusting (gulp!) the GPS. It got us there.

But the scariest part of all may have been the entrance to the RV park. The road was very narrow – narrower than the entrance to the park in NJ – filled with potholes and ended in a steep, curved climb to the office. We also passed some dwellings that had us thinking “Deliverance”. Then we found that the office had closed at 4pm, 30 minutes before. But a single phone call got someone to show up to check us in and I was relieved to see that the office was clean and modern. I convinced Jett that it would be ok.

I hope I was right.

26 states and counting.

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Cousins

Me, Keith and Wayne

Me, Keith and Wayne

Once again I am playing catchup on my blog postings. This one should have been posted before I left Fort Myers because it was that last weekend before leaving that I traveled up to the Tampa Bay area – specifically, to Valrico, FL – to see my cousin Wayne and his wife, Patty. As an added attraction, another cousin, Keith, would be stopping by on his way back from a golf trip to Texas. This would be a mini-reunion with my closest cousins. I have other cousins, some older, some younger, but Wayne and Keith are the two who are closest to me in age. Wayne is the oldest, but is just four months older than me. Keith is the youngest, but is just four months younger than me. When my parents traveled to Ripon, WI, to see my father’s family, I almost always got to spend time with Wayne and Keith. Some of my most vivid childhood memories involve Wayne and Keith and the time I spent visiting their dairy farms:

  • feeding the chickens and collecting the eggs
  • watching a chicken get slaughtered (and, yes, it does run around with its head cut off)
  • milking the cows (usually by machine, but, a few times, just for fun, by hand)
  • feeding the pigs
  • playing in the hay mow (aka hayloft, but we always called it the hay mow)
  • visiting a maple sugar operation in the woods
  • baling hay (and lifting those heavy bales into place in the mow)
  • riding on the tractor
  • eating sweet peas fresh off the vine (I don’t like cooked peas, but I love the fresh ones)
  • spending days and some nights – in the deep Wisconsin winter – in farmhouses with no indoor plumbing
  • taking a boat ride on Big Green Lake
  • knocking over the refrigerator on New Year’s Eve when the parents were out

Happy times.

I hadn’t seen Wayne in 11 years, since my mother’s 80th birthday celebration.  And Keith… I can’t remember the last time I saw him, but it was almost certainly over 25 years ago.

Wayne and Patty were quite the hosts, in their vacation house in Valrico (very nice!).  Besides Wayne and me, my cousin Carol – Wayne’s sister – and her husband were there and also another couple from Ripon that knew my parents.  It was a long trip, but well worth it.  Good food, too.

BTW, Patty looked fabulous. If she hadn’t told me I would never have guessed that she is over 65. Whatever you are doing, Patty, it is working.

One of the big surprises, after tying to make contact with Wayne and/or Keith for months, was that Keith was living in Cape Coral, about 20 miles from the Seminole Campground.  So for 4 months I had been a hop, skip and jump away and didn’t know it.

To make up for lost time, Jett and I met Keith and his girlfriend Debbie (Debby?) at Red’s Fresh Seafood House in Cape Coral on the Thursday before our departure. Debbie (colloquially known as “Debbie 2” to distinguish her from Keith’s similarly-named ex-wife) was charming. Jett, who frequently reminds me that she doesn’t like people, liked Debbie a lot. We had a great time and Keith paid. Thanks, Keith.

Wayne and Patty are still uncertain whether they will be retiring to Valrico or how much time they will spend there each winter. Keith, however, loves Cape Coral and has no plans to go anywhere else. If Jett and I get back there for another winter, I hope we get to see all of them more frequently.

They are still my favorite cousins.

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Biloxi

Biloxi beach

Biloxi beach

Biloxi, MS is a small town (less than 45,000 residents) with a big profile. Whether it is Neil Simon’s Biloxi Blues or its prominent place in headlines about Hurricane Katrina or the BP oil spill, everyone knows Biloxi. But I had never been there. Never been to Mississippi, in fact.

It turns out that, geographically, Biloxi is similar to South Beach – it is a city built on a barrier island. Almost every building in the city is within a half mile of the beach. And if you want some beachfront property, it looks like a lot is available, thanks to Katrina.

When we first arrived we were a little puzzled by the vacant land that was once occupied by large buildings – the foundations remained. It took about 3 days before I had that “light dawning over Marble Head” moment. No, these weren’t properties that were abandoned; Katrina washed them away.

Soft-server Bananas Foster

Soft-server Bananas Foster

Jett sampling the instant coffee

Jett sampling the instant coffee

What else is prominent in Biloxi besides the vacant beachfront? Casinos. Nine of them in the city limits and several more nearby. It may have more casinos, per capita, than Vegas. We went to two: the Grand Biloxi (soon to become Harrah’s Gulf Coast Casino) and Treasure Bay. We had the BOGO buffet on Monday night at the Grand Biloxi – two all-you-can-eat meals for $20! The photo on the right is one of the rarest photos in existence: a picture of Jett drinking instant coffee. In the 17 years we have been together, I have never witnessed instant coffee touching her lips. I wish I had gotten a picture of her face a few seconds later. Just look in the mirror and say “blechhh!” and you will know what I mean.

I had a variety of dishes that ranged from forgettable to very good. One of the most interesting was my choice for dessert: soft-serve vanilla with a Bananas Foster sauce. Delicious! I never had Bananas Foster over soft-serve before, but it works.

We lost $80 gambling at the Grand. Treasure Bay, on the other hand, was generous enough to give us $30 before we left town. This is entirely due to a unique offer: they will reimburse up to $100 in losses for new members. We went Friday night and lost $80 (just to match our losses at the Grand). But we came back at 8am Saturday morning, took our $80 credit and turned it into $110 in real money. Net: Plus $30. It was probably our most productive 40 minutes at a casino ever.

We LOVE Treasure Bay. It is right up there with Seven Feathers as one of the best casinos in the US.

The beach, looking downtown

The beach, looking downtown

We considered doing the buffet at Treasure Bay, but (1) we weren’t famished and (2) it wasn’t BOGO so it would have been expensive. Instead we popped into the nearby Raising Cane’s fast food joint. We had never heard of it before, but what the heck… how bad could the chicken fingers be? Well, we don’t know how bad they can be, but now we know how good they can be. Those were the best chicken fingers ever! Big, fresh, breaded just right, served hot and with a sauce that was very tasty and unlike any dipping sauce I have ever had before. It looked like Russian dressing, but had a mixture of spices that was just right for the chicken. Their menu is very limited, but I have to say that they do chicken fingers right. Recommended!

Cajun RV Park

Cajun RV Park

We stayed at the Cajun RV Park that was right across the road from the beach – a great location if the weather is warm and you want to have a beach holiday. But the weather wasn’t all that warm – 75 was as high as it got – and we weren’t there to get a tan. We did, however, walk to the beach one day to give Grace an opportunity to romp in the surf. She loves the water! It is a beautiful beach with very fine white sand. And not an oil glob in sight.

The park itself was nice. But the sites were tight and the railroad line is nearby. The noise wasn’t quite as bad as in San Jose, but only because the trains were less frequent. When they came by they blew their horns. Loudly. And repeatedly. I counted 8 freight trains in the hour between 6am and 7am Monday morning. I thought we might have to move. But there were fewer trains the rest of the week and it turned out to be tolerable.

Note to self: check for nearby train tracks before booking a site.

Patience at Cajun RV Park

Patience at Cajun RV Park

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Halfway

24 States

24 States

With our first night in Biloxi we added another state to our map, raising the total to 24. There are 48 contiguous states. You do the math.

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QTN Hop 1: Fort Myers, FL, to Biloxi, MS

The Quick Trip North (QTN) won’t be quite as quick at the Quick Trip South (QTS).  We are doing it in 3 weeks instead of the 2 that got us to Florida last November.  But we are taking a longer route – Florida to Massachusetts via Mississippi – and there will be some very long travel days.

Case in point: Hop 1.  The first weekend took us from Fort Myers to Biloxi, a surprisingly long trip of 674 miles.  Florida is a BIG state! This involved two very long days of travel, but over very good (and mostly flat) roads.

Getting ready for the trip required some time and money.  We had some difficulty finding a repair guy who was ready, willing and able to take on our repair work: replacing two slide cables (I think that makes 6 in total that we have had replaced), replacing the kitchen faucet (because Jett wanted one with a wand) and, most importantly, repairing the damage done by the Jacksonville blowout.  That blowout ripped out Patience’s underbelly in the vicinity of the refrigerator, leaving electric wires and plywood exposed to the elements.  My concern (which turned out to be well-founded) was that we would encounter some wet roads and the tires would throw the water up onto the plywood, further damaging the kitchen floor.  At the very least the wires had to be tacked up and some kind of waterproofing applied.

We started the search before I left for MA in January.  Our first choice was Quality Matters RV Repair, a company that is run by a couple who live at the Seminole Campground in the winter and which came highly recommended by the staff. The were very prompt in coming by to view the work and promised to give us an estimate in a few days. Well, a few days turned into two months. Despite repeated phone calls from Jett, we never did get an estimate. They kept saying that they were waiting for pricing on parts, an excuse that puzzled us as we already had all of the parts. I can only assume that they just weren’t interested in doing the work and were not professional enough to be straight with us.

We had another company come by and, for a $95 fee, promptly produced a ridiculously high estimate for us – one that included $750 in parts. Again, puzzling as no significant parts were required other than the material that would protect the underbelly – something that $20 worth of plastic from Home Depot would accomplish just fine.

Vacant Site 60

Vacant Site 60

We finally went with Mark from LaBrie’s Mobile RV Repair. His estimate was $770 – about half of what the other arrogant bastard had estimated. They made us a little nervous when they couldn’t fit us into the schedule until the Monday of our last week in Fort Myers. And even more nervous when then had to postpone until Tuesday. But they did arrive on Tuesday and completed the work by 5pm. That included drilling a new hole in the countertop for the new faucet (which was of the center-hole variety) and doing a bang-up job on the underbelly (it looks like it was never damaged!). So all the the worry and aggravation was worth it in the end. We were very happy to pay the $770 because we could leave Fort Myers with an improved and ready-to-roll fifth wheel.

The work on my part was mostly cleaning the rig (a LOT of leaves had accumulated on the roof and the toppers in the four months), checking tire pressures and packing the truck. I acquired a new tool box that was a bit smaller than the old one and which fit very snugly into the backside of the hitch – space that had been previously wasted. I also discovered that (1) the tripod fits nicely broadside behind the hitch and (2) the shelves on the propane grill fold under the cover which makes it much easier to pack. All of which goes to show that I am still learning how to do this right after almost 19 months of practice. Slow learner, I guess.

Anyway, after saying goodby to our neighbors, including most notably Dale (of puzzle fame) and Linda, we got on our way at 9:45 on the morning of Saturday, March 15. Well, *tried* to get on our way. We had to stop at the office on the way out to pay our final electric bill and were surprised to discover – again, slow learners – that the office did not open until 10am. So we had to cool our heels for 15 minutes. That gave me a chance to return to the empty site and look for anything we may have left behind. I found one NylaBone that Rusty had left there. I didn’t bother to look for all of the treats that he had buried in the gravel – I will leave those as treasures to be discovered by a future canine resident of the site. Or maybe the squirrels who will now have to survive without a daily fix of roasted peanuts.

In case you are wondering… yes, we are bringing the Yaris north with us. Actually, it is already there, waiting for us. We flew Jett’s brother Ray down and he drove it back to MA, with a stop in SC to check out a potential vacation spot. So we will have a second car for the spring/summer/fall. I will have to get it registered in MA, a task that I don’t look forward to, but it needs to be done shortly after we arrive. At least before May when our 6-month FL insurance coverage is up for renewal.

QTN Hop 1, Day 1: Fort Myers, FL, to Perry, FL

307 miles via I-75 and US 98.

QTN Hop 1, Day 1

QTN Hop 1, Day 1

This was a long day of driving, made longer by 3 little problems:

  1. The sewer hose came loose from its bindings in the bed of the truck and started waving around like an angry snake.  I had to stop on the side of I-75 to re-secure it.  Note to self: buy more bungees.
  2. A plastic flap near the site of the underbelly repair started flapping in the breeze.  I had to stop on the side of I-75 to remove it.
  3. We were delayed for about 20 minutes near Sarasota by what I assumed was a big accident.  Turned out to be a single State Police vehicle assisting a broken-down taxi.  The big backup occurred due to Florida’s “move over” law which requires traffic to move to the left lane when there is an emergency vehicle on the side of the road.  I can’t argue with the intent of the law, which is to make troopers less likely to be hit by traffic.  But other states have a “move over or slow down” version which has less traffic impact.  I think that version makes more sense.

I was amused to see that the southbound traffic was also snagged for several miles due simply to oncoming drivers slowing to see what was causing the big traffic jam northbound.  Come on, drivers!  Just keep moving!  There is truly nothing to see here.

Due to the length of the trip we had to make a refueling stop, which I chose to do after just 166 miles, in an area that we had scoped out on our trip to Spring Hill in December.  But the place I picked had just recently converted its diesel pumps into ethanol-free pumps (due, presumably to a larger profit margin).  So we had to find another gas station.  That wasn’t too difficult, but getting back onto US 98 north required a little detour.  Detours always make me nervous because I hadn’t fully researched the route for low bridges and other impediments to big rigs.  But this one wasn’t too bad.

Once we got onto US 98 north we breezed along to Perry.  I think this is my favorite road in the US: 4 lanes almost the entire way, very few traffic lights and very little traffic in general.  Flat, smooth and empty.  My kind of road.  The fact that the speed limit was 60 or 65 (versus 70 on I-75) didn’t matter to me as I cruise at 62 even on 70 mph interstates.

Our destination for the night was the Perry KOA, a nice little campground just south of Perry. We were just there overnight and it was cool, so we didn’t use many of the facilities, but the office was nice, the pool looked inviting and they had a free mini-golf course that looked like it would be a lot of fun. They also had a dog run that wasn’t large but the dogs seemed to enjoy a lot.

Dog run at Perry KIA

Dog run at Perry KIA

I ran out and got dinner at Mama’s Family Italian Restaurant while Jett napped. Unfortunately, I forgot the piece of paper that had her dinner selection on it, so I had to call and wake her to get it. Strike one. I also forgot our paltry pile of winning FL lottery tickets that I wanted to turn in while still in FL, so I had to go back and get them, disturbing her again. Strike two. Then when I was on the way back with the meals I realized that I had forgotten to ask for angel hair pasta with her chicken parm. They gave her ziti by default. Jett hates ziti. Strike three. The evening in Perry, which was already chilly, got even chillier when I returned to the RV.

My meal – lasagna – was ok, but had to be consumed in silence.

Pool

Pool

Playground

Playground

Patience in Perry

Patience in Perry

QTN Hop 1, Day 2: Perry, FL, to Biloxi, MS

367 miles via I-10 and I-110.

QTN Hop 1, Day 2

QTN Hop 1, Day 2

Gully washer

Gully washer

This felt like our longest day ever, but I had to check.  Yep, we bested(?) the previous longest day (Branson, MO, to Benton, IL, on the QTE) by 20 miles.  It would have been a long day even in perfect weather, but the weather was far from perfect.  We started the day knowing that nearly the entire I-10 segment would be traveled under a tornado watch and would very likely encounter some heavy rain.

Well, the weathermen were accurate in this instance.  About 40 miles before our scheduled fuel stop we encountered a downpour.  A real gully washer that overwhelmed our wipers.  We got off the road and waited out the storm in a vacant parking lot. There was a lot of lightning and thunder and some gusty winds but, thankfully, not a single tornado. Still, Grace hated it. Rusty slept.

The storm delayed us by about half an hour. And we had to travel for several hours for heavy rain, making me very glad that we had done the underbelly repairs. Fortunately, Biloxi is in the central time zone, so we had an extra hour and arrived by 4:30pm – a trip of about 7 hours. Very long, very tiring. We were both asleep by 9pm.

Other than the storm, the trip was uneventful. I-10 in Florida, Alabama and Mississippi, is pretty flat, but does have some gently rolling hills, some long bridges and even a tunnel under downtown Mobile. We don’t like tunnels, but this one was large, so no worries.

We did have one more case of the sewer hose working free, but were able to deal with that at a rest area rather than on the road.

Our destination was the Cajun RV Park on the beach in Biloxi. We will be here for 6 nights. I will report more fully on the park when we are closer to leaving. I will also report on how we do at Biloxi’s 9 casinos.

Wish us luck.

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Puzzling

One of the many aspects of life at the Seminole Campground that I enjoyed was the ever-present communal jigsaw puzzle.  I have enjoyed the challenge of a good jigsaw puzzle since early childhood when I assembled one with the help of my father’s wartime buddy, Dale Richter.  Well, it may be coincidence or it may be something to do with guys named Dale, but the chief puzzler at Seminole was also named Dale, a happy-go-lucky whistler from Ohio.  Dale and I, with the occasional assistance of others, assembled at least 5 puzzles in the four months that I was there – 4 1000-piece puzzles and, just this week, a 750-piece one.  Had to have a small one that I could finish before leaving.

One of the toughest was the shape-shifting 3-D fish scene.  This puzzle had pieces that had different colors and content depending on the angle you viewed it from.  That one pushed the limits of fun.  I could not spend more than an hour on it without risking a headache.

But the toughest was the butterfly.  This was a photomosaic, a picture of a Monarch butterfly composed of thousands of little photographs.  It was impossible to assemble small portions; the only categorization of the pieces was by color – gray, brown, red, blue, green.  It took three weeks to finish this monster.  In the early days the rate of progress was about 10 pieces per hour.  Yes, folks, over 5 minutes, on average, to fit a single piece!  This puzzle did not just push the limits of fun, it trampled them.  I hope that puzzle is burnt because I never want to see it again.

But I still find jigsaws to be fun.  Which is… puzzling.

Butterfly Bastard

Butterfly Bastard

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Karakahl Inn

Karakahl Inn

Karakahl Inn

I think I was remiss in not relating my experience at the Karakahl Inn in Mt Horeb, WI, my home for the two days I was there for Uncle Bob’s funeral. I ask you to click on the link to get another blogger’s perspective on the building and its history, along with a pretty accurate assessment of its current state. I just want to tell you about my childhood recollections of the inn and my experience there in February.

As you already know from reading Julie’s blog, the building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, one of America’s most distinguished and bold architects and a native of Wisconsin. As a child I did not know of the building’s distinguished pedigree; I only admired the dramatic sweeping wooden arches that marked its entryway. It always struck me as being a special place.

So when, for the first time in my life, I had a reason to stay in Mt Horeb, it was my first choice. Truth be told, there weren’t many options as Mt Horeb has just one other hotel and it looked like it might rent by the hour. In any case, I was very happy to find space at the Karakahl (now called the Karakahl Country Inn) and looked forward to my stay there.

Well, my first surprise was that the dramatic entryway had disappeared, to be replaced by a Walgreen’s. The less dramatic motel portion (seen above), was intact, but I had to drive through the Walgreen’s parking lot to find the no-longer-so-obvious entrance to the inn. When I arrived, after 10pm on a Friday, I found two cars in the parking lot and a nearly dark office, lit just by a single fluorescent light. With growing trepidation, I entered the reception area…

… and found the least hospitable hotel reservation desk that I have ever seen. Stark, dark and COLD.  Remember, it was below zero outside and it couldn’t have been much above zero inside.  Totally unheated.  In Wisconsin.  In February.  Incredible.

It was also deserted.  A black phone on the cutout countertop had a sign that said “Dial 9 for Assistance.”  I did just that and got a woman with a strong Indian accent and background noise of several children screaming.  I said I was there to check in and heard her yell to someone – her husband, presumably – that they had a customer.  The husband appeared a few minutes later in full Wisconsin winterwear, complete with earmuffs and mittens and proceeded to run my credit card and have me sign the register without ever removing them – a remarkable feat of mitten dexterity that probably came from much practice.

Anyway, I had to think of Hotel Impossible and wonder what Anthony Melchiorri would say about that “first impression.” Nothing good, I am sure.

As I was leaving, the owner informed me that the room thermostat was set to 60.  But it would be ok if I wanted to make it warmer.

Gee, thanks.

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Spring training

At JetBlue

At JetBlue

So, yes, I have popped my spring training cherry. Jett and I saw the Red Sox play the Orioles at JetBlue Park in Fort Myers last Sunday. It was a beautiful day and a good game. Mike Napoli (who gave me his autograph a week ago) his a home run and Dustin Pedroia (my other autographer) singled. The good guys won, if anyone cares.

Lineups

Lineups

There were some suprises. The biggest surprise to me, as a spring training virgin, was the lineup. I really expected the game to be like an NFL preseason game – the regulars might appear briefly, but mostly it would be a venue for trying out the new talent. Well, the starting lineup was pretty darn close to what I would expect to see in a regular game and, with the exception of the pitcher, who went only two innings, the starters played over half the game.

The other big surprise was the appearance of Mike Yastrzemski – Carl’s grandson – in his first game against his granddad’s old team. I got a good photo of his first at-bat – a ground out to shortstop.

I also enjoyed the park. JetBlue was built to mimic Fenway, complete with a Green Monster. It also mimics Fenway’s concession prices. The beer was $6 ($8 for a “craft” beer). A bag of peanuts was $4. I settled for a hot dog, peanuts and lemonade. Total: $12.

They even got Sweet Caroline right.

And the weather was perfect: sunny and 84. But that’s just how March is in Fort Myers.

Green Monster

Green Monster

Yastrzemski's first at-bat

Yastrzemski’s first at-bat

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The robins are gone

A week ago the RV park was overrun with robins. But for the past four days… none at all. The “glass is half full” people will take this as a sign that the birds have seen winter coming to an end and are heading north. The rest of you – the ones who are convinced that the next ice age has begun – probably figure the birds are headed even further south.

Dunno.

What I know is that Jett and I will begin our trek north in just two weeks. And we sincerely hope that we see some robins on the way.

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