TS7 Hop 14 – Lee’s Summit MO to Omaha AR

TS7 Hop 14

Yes, there is an Omaha in Arkansas. I was surprised, too.

224 miles via I-470 (south of Kansas City), I-49, MO-7, MO-13, I-44 and US 65. Cumulative tow miles: 2833. Truck miles: 308. Cumulative truck miles: 4158. The extra truck miles were primarily due to a not-very-interesting auto tour of the KC area.

You probably won’t be surprised to hear that there is a lot of up-and-down on the roads through the Ozarks. As a result my mileage was pretty poor on this hop with my low fuel light appearing after just 210 miles. But I made it to the destination and then drove 10 miles back north to refuel (over 30 gallons – that doesn’t happen often).

The weather was nice, the roads were generally good (except for those dang hills) and the refrigerator stayed on. So a good hop.

My home is suburban Kansas City was at the Longview Campground, a county park in Lee’s Summit. This is a small campground – fewer than 50 sites. The RV sites are huge, surrounded by lots of open space. I originally booked for only 2 nights then decided to extend it to 4 nights. But my first site was not available for the extra nights so I had to move halfway through my stay. Maybe my shortest “hop” ever – right next door.

The first of two sites

The campground has fewer than 10 full-hookup sites, so I felt fortunate that I was able to snag two for my stay. But the campground was only about half full, which I found surprising.

Though located on a lake, I never really saw it. If there is a beach or boat access, they are well-hidden. But I wasn’t there to swim or boat, so no big deal. It might have made for some nice photos, though, if the water had been visible.

One of my neighbors was a Bible-thumping widow who was in training to become a missionary. I am not normally drawn to conservative Christians but she was quite attractive and very interesting (e.g., she used to be a golf pro). Chatting with her brightened my dog walks.

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“Play Dead” by Harlen Coben

Copyright 1990 by Harlen Coben. Published by Penguin Group, New York.

Harlen Coben is one of my favorite suspense/mystery writers. Play Dead is not one of his better books. In fact I would have to rate it as the worst of his books that I have read. But apparently it was also the first book he ever wrote and as a first effort it is pretty darn good.

So a quick synopsis. David Baskin is an NBA basketball star (nicknamed “White Lightning”) for the Boston Celtics, leading them to a championship. Laura Ayers is a top-tier model and CEO of her own fashion company. Think Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen. They meet, fall in love and elope (because her mother, for reasons not immediately obvious, is violently opposed to their union). But while on their honeymoon in Australia David drowns.

Or did he? Note to Coben – if you want to make the reader think he died, don’t signal the truth with a title like “play dead.”

Ok, so David didn’t really die. But why did he fake his death? And why, for God’s sake, did he decide to resurface, with a new face a new hair color and a new name (Mark Seidman) as a mysterious rookie for… yeah, you guessed it… the Boston Celtics? He is immediately nicknamed “White Lightning II”. Not a great strategy for keeping your fake death hidden.

The plot is deep and twisted and is, for the most part, nicely laid out, with appropriate flashbacks. But it isn’t a real headscratcher. The fake death is obvious and Coben’s insistence on avoiding gender identity of the perp (“the killer”, etc.) strongly suggests that he is trying to fool the reader about the gender of the bad… person.

Not bad for a first effort, but pick another Coben book if you want a really good one.

5 out of 10.

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TS7 Hop 13 – Oxford IA to Lee’s Summit MO

TS7 Hop 13

310 miles via I-80, I-35, I-470 (east of Kansas City), a short stretch of I-49 and some final miles on I-470 to Lee’s Summit. Cumulative tow miles: 2609. Truck miles: 375. Cumulative truck miles: 3850. I refueled in Lamoni IA, just north of the Missouri border.

This was a pretty easy hop, in good weather, almost entirely on interstate highways that were in good repair. Very little construction and not much traffic, even around Des Moines and Kansas City. The truck ran well and the refrigerator stayed on (I reset the battery circuit breaker – don’t know why it trips but it does, apparently randomly).

Kansas City marks the westernmost point of the TS7. From here my route will take me east, to Ft Myers via the Florida panhandle.

Kids fishing in the pond

My home for 2 nights in Oxford was the Beyonder Getaway at Sleepy Hollow, a strange name for a pretty decent, family-oriented campground. There are obviously a lot of seasonal campers here – including some pretty permanent mobile homes – but there are also quite a few transient sites, all pull-through. The electric service with just 30A but that is fine as I rarely use both air conditioners. Water was a bit yellow but tasted fine. OTA TV was adequate – about 15 channels.

The “adventure” during this stay was my attempt to get Rusty groomed. I had an appointment for Rusty at the PetSmart in Iowa City and I was on my way there when I realized that I didn’t have his rabies certificate with me. I called to ask if I needed it and they said no, but I did need proof of distemper vaccination. Proof of distemper? I had no idea whether I had such a thing, but I had no choice but to turn around and travel 9 miles back to the campground. I frantically searched through his records – nothing current – then searched for my receipt from his July checkup. Bingo – the receipt included a list of vaccinations and showed that his distemper was good until 2023. Back in the truck and off to PetSmart, arriving just 15 minutes late.

A random view of Iowa City

And then they refused to groom him because they regarded the area of his tail that he had been gnawing as an “open wound”. So I bought a grooming razor, took him back to the campground and spent much of the rest of the day giving him a haircut. Or at least a partial haircut – I didn’t have the courage to shave his face. So I now have a fuzzy-faced, smooth-bodied dog. But he seems to like having his thick coat gone.

I did take the opportunity to take a quick tour of Iowa City. I wasn’t impressed. Madison is much more appealing. I didn’t want to stay too long as Iowa had a home game that afternoon (just as Wisconsin had a home game when I was there).

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A week in my hometown

Well, close to my hometown anyway. DeForest, when I was growing up in Madison WI, was a little village. Now it is a town with 2 water towers and more than 10,000 residents.

My week included a number of social and recreational activities:

Dinner at Paisan’s with Benjie and Junko
Food about to be tempura-ed
  • Dinner with 5 friends from high school at Paisan’s which, in my opinion, serves the best thin crust pizza in the world. Or, I should say, served the best thin crust pizza in the world – it has been temporarily shut down due to the condition of the building (structural issues?). I am glad I got to dine on its incredible shrimp-and-green-olive pizza. Hopefully it will be back in operation soon. It is a treasure.
  • Dinner (pizza from Salvatore’s) with 2 high school friends and their spouses. The mushroom pizza was spectacular, as was the conversation.
  • Dinner of homemade tempura by Junko, the wife of my bff Benjie from high school. Junko gets my vote for Most Accomplished in Every Way as she is not only an amazing Japanese chef but is also a very talented artist and photographer. And she has a high tech job, too.
  • A meeting of the Steering Committee, organized by Benjie. Don’t worry about what is being steered – it is just an excuse to drink beer.
  • Another beer-consumption event, this one at the University of Wisconsin’s Memorial Union Terrace, which is maybe the only thing that makes me regret not attending the University of Wisconsin.
  • A dinner at Patty and Oren’s house, with Benjie and another couple from high school. More beer, lots of appetizers and a very nice lasagna.
  • Golf with high school buddies George and Blum. This was just 9 holes, but was at the Monona Golf Course, which is adjacent to my high school. The course has been completely redone in the nearly 50 years since I last played it so I recognized almost nothing about it. But I played reasonably well, which means that the other two only beat me by about 10 strokes.
My gradeschool

I drove by my childhood home and gradeschool, too. Lots of memories here.

You might get the impression that I ate a lot that week. You would be right. But I didn’t put on more than a pound or two because I starved myself between feasts.

I spent some time during the week booking upcoming campgrounds and also arranged to have one of the RV tires replaced. It probably would have been fine to Florida, but my recent experience with an exploding tire convinced me that it is better to replace a tire before it is necessary than to deal with the damage resulting from waiting too long.

Drinks on the Terrace with Patty, Junko, Benjie and George
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TS7 Hop 12 – DeForest WI to Oxford IA

TS7 Hop 12

220 miles via WI 19, I-39/I-90, US 151, I-380 (south of Cedar Rapids) and a bizarre sequence of lousy county roads the last 12 miles to the destination. Cumulative tow miles: 2299. Truck miles: 652. Cumulative truck miles: 3475. The extra truck miles were accumulated as a result of a series of social and recreational engagements in and around Madison WI.

This was not the GPS’s finest day as it gave me a really weird route on both ends of this hop. On departure, it froze, then took me down some local roads with a warning about exceeding the weight limit (I didn’t see anyplace where I exceeded a limit), then wound me back to I-39/I-90. I have no idea why it didn’t take me on the direct route there. Then, in Iowa, it routed me over 12 miles of really crappy county roads when I could have gone down to I-80 (the destination was right at an exit off of I-80). I will have to check the settings. Just inexplicable.

And the refrigerator did not stay on. Another thing I will have to look into.

The truck, thankfully, ran fine. The roads, however, were very rough. Everything was jumbled pretty thoroughly by the time I arrived. Due to the extra miles at either end (I expected the hop to be 210 miles but it ended up at 220), the “low fuel” warning appeared 3 miles before the destination.

My site at Madison Campground

My week in DeForest was at the Madison Campground. This is obviously an ex-KOA. It is quite nice. It is very family-friendly and there were a lot of kids there on the weekend of my arrival. After Labor Day the campground emptied out and there were very few kids the rest of the week.

This campground was very nicely laid out in semi-circles around the office, playground and pool. The sites weren’t large, but were sufficient. No cable, but the OTA TV was arguably the best I have ever experienced: 33 channels, all crystal-clear. And they had a recycle bin, so I was able to dump a large quantity of accumulated recyclable trash. A gas station with $2.99 diesel was right across the street. I would stay here again.

My week near my old hometown of Madison was filled with very fine mini-reunions with old friends. I did not see any relatives, for which I feel a little guilty. But only a little – friends are usually more fun than relatives.

I will document my Wisconsin activities separately.

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TS7 Hop 11 – Carlock IL to DeForest WI

212 miles via I-74 and I-39. Cumulative tow miles: 2079. Truck miles: 260. Cumulative truck miles: 2823. The extra truck miles were due to refueling and dinner out.

TS7 Hop 11

This was another easy hop, with no problems with the rig. In fact, the mileage was suprisingly high: almost 9 mpg. There was a little rain, but just sprinkles. The odd thing is that the RV GPS, despite being set to “avoid tollways,” routed me on the toll road through Rockford IL. I can’t get too upset about that as it was a small segment. I have no idea what the toll was, but I will probably find out eventually. In any case, that GPS failure made for a fast trip: almost exactly 3 hours.

I was surprised that I did not recognize I-39/I-90 as it approached Madison from the south. I have traveled this road dozens of times, but it seems to have been completely rebuilt since my last visit. It is a beautiful road, both in terms of the countryside and the roadway itself. Wisconsin has put a lot of effort into beautifying this road (and, as I was to discover later, all major roads around Madison). The signage is on pillars of faux stone rather than metal trusses and the bridges all have the same stone motif. As do the sound barriers. I think this is the most beautifully engineered road that I have seen in America. Kudos, Wisconsin!

Fried chicken plate at Busy Corner

My one night in Carlock was at Kamp Komfort, a very nice park with lots of pull-through sites. A good overnight stop. It is next to a railroad track, but no trains went through at night, so that wasn’t a real problem. I mentioned the horrible cowpath that I took to get there, so if you use this RV park, approach from the south!

I had to travel 10 miles to fill up at a reasonable price but it was worth it – $3.09 per gallon in Bloomington rather than $3.35 in Carlock. I also dined out at the Busy Corner in Goodfield IL. This was on the recommendation of my dear Florida neighbors (thanks, Mark and Pat!) and it turned out to be every bit as good as they said. I had the fried chicken plate (two pieces of very fresh and perfectly cooked chicken), hash browns (maybe the best I have ever tasted) and a salad, plus a piece of rhubarb strawberry pie (the strawberry was more a mousse than pieces of strawberries but very tasty). Even with a nice tip this very satisfying comfort food meal was under $20.

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TS7 Hop 10 – Cloverdale IN to Carlock IL

TS7 Hop 10

177 miles via US 231, I-74, US 150 and a very scary mile on a narrow, rutted farm lane. Cumulative tow miles: 1867, Truck miles: 180. Cumulative truck miles: 2563.

The cowpath

I don’t know why the RV GPS took me down that God-awful cowpath. After I got to my destination I looked back at the Google path and it was much more reasonable, approaching the RV park from the south rather than the north. A quarter of a mile down that path I encountered a sign warning that no vehicle over 500 pounds (!) should travel the road if wet (presumably because it would get stuck in the mud). It was dry, but I wasn’t going to chance it. I was in the process of backing up a quarter of a mile when a farmer stopped me and assured me that the road was passable. I thanked him, took a deep breath and took the RV on what appeared to be a perilous journey. The road was, indeed, passable, but only because it was dry and no vehicle came the other way. Without question, the scariest mile of my 45,000 tow miles.

My overnight stay in Cloverdale was at the Cloverdale RV Park. Usually an overnight stay doesn’t merit much comment as it is just a place to rest. This one, however, was notable for several reasons:

Cloverdale RV Park and Chapel entrance
  • It included a chapel. And not just any chapel but a Bride of Christ Chapel. I expected it to have a staff of Catholic nuns. The entrance sign had a huge “J.C.”. The owner clearly loves Jesus. Was it right to think of a devout man as being a bit creepy?
  • The flagpole at the office had two flags: an American flag and an Israeli flag. I was tempted to ask why a Christian campground would be flying the flag of the only Jewish state in the world, but I didn’t.
  • The mother of the owner was a very chatty 80-year-old who pretty much gave me a full rundown of the husband and all 12 of her children. She also told me about the cancer ravaging her body (while having a smoke) and how she was refusing to get the COVID vaccine because she didn’t trust the government. Middle America personified.
Pond

The campground itself was decent. No pool, but it did have a laundromat and a rec hall. And the chapel. It also had a fairly scenic pond

A strange place, but ok for an overnight.

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TS7 Hop 9 – Brookville OH to Cloverdale IN

TS7 Hop 9

143 miles via I-70 and I-465 (southeast of Indianapolis). Cumulative tow miles: 1690. Truck miles: 153. Cumulative truck miles: 2383. The extra truck miles were from shopping and refueling.

This was an easy hop. Sunny skies, flat roads. But a lot of traffic, including a 15-minute delay at the start due to an accident on I-70. The refrigerator stayed on and the truck ran fine. A good day.

My stay in Brookville (near Dayton) was at the Dayton KOA Holiday. I like KOAs. They aren’t cheap and the sites are sometimes cramped, but they are always better than adequate and the staff is relentlessly cheerful. This KOA had some wonderful facilities and a lot of money was invested in making the place beautiful. But I didn’t use the wonderful bathhouse or pool. Or even enjoy the stream, pond or any of the many covered swings scattered around the property. No, what I used extensively was… the cable TV.

Bathhouse and swing

98 channels!

After a summer of no TV and a bunch of TS7 stops where the TV was OTA or non-existent, I got a smorgasbord of crystal-clear cable TV in Brookville. A good thing I had it, too, because it rained most of the time I was there. I hunkered down with Rusty (who is slowly recovering from his diarrhea) and vegged out on Boob Toob. I got to watch the final Patriots pre-season game live!

Pretty darn exciting.

Landscaped KOA pond
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TS7 Hop 8 – Mogadore OH to Brookville OH

TS7 Hop 8

212 miles via OH 43, US 224, I-76, I-71, I-270 (west of Columbus), I-70 and some local roads when I got lost just short of the destination. Cumulative tow miles: 1547. Truck miles: 300. Cumulative truck miles: 2230. The extra truck miles were due to the trip to the Pro Football Hall of Fame, a trip to refuel and do laundry and a trip to get a new RV battery.

The truck ran well over mostly smooth roads devoid of huge hills. The mileage was as expected (the fuel light came on just as I arrived in Brookville). More importantly, the refrigerator stayed on! The new RV battery did the trick.

Rusty has had a combination of diarrhea and vomiting for 4 straight days. He doesn’t seem to feel too bad, but anything he eats runs right through him. Or comes back up. I stopped just once on this 3-hour trip and it was at a rest area, so no emergency stopping on the interstate.

My three days in Mogadore were at the Countryside Campground. This is a nice campground with large open spaces and a very nice dog park. The swimming pool (which I didn’t use) also looked very nice and was very popular. There are a lot of families at this campground and they were having fun. A lot of campers are obviously there for weeks if not months or the entire season.

My site was a full hookup pull-through. The site itself was very large, but the roads in the campground have very tight turns. I believe I was the largest RV there. I scraped the side of the RV on a bush as I made one of the turns and had to run out on the grass to make other turns. Not very friendly to large rigs.

They also had no cable. I was able to get some OTA channels (4 on one TV and about 10 on the other), but the signal was weak on almost all channels. The T-Mobile signal was also very weak (one bar). I was able to use the campground WiFi, but that was slow. So I would have to give it poor marks for connectivity.

Long-term campers and wide-open spaces
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Pro Football Hall of Fame

My campground in Mogadore OH was only about 30 minutes from the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton OH, a place I have had some interest in visiting for years. Not as much interest as the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown NY, but interest. So I went yesterday.

And was underwhelmed.

Hall of Fame field

First disappointment: the parking lot is very small. As is the building itself. It is dwarfed by the Hall of Fame stadium behind it – the site of the annual NFL Hall of Fame game. The parking lot was full so I had to seek out the overflow “Lot A” – about a quarter of a mile from the Hall of Fame. There were no directions on how to get to the facility from Lot A so I wandered through a lot of construction and, eventually, the stadium itself before a helpful stadium employee gave me directions. Not exactly a visitor-friendly location.

The “HOF class of 2021”, near the entrance

When I finally reached the Hall of Fame the doors were locked. It turns out the the “obvious” entrance from the Lot A side is actually a secondary entrance. I had to walk a bit further to find my way into the building.

It was a Saturday and the building was full of football fanatics wearing team jerseys, plus a large group of (probably) college football players. The building is designed as a one-way walking tour. It is interesting, but only marginally so. I was planning on spending 4 hours visiting and left after 2.

The two attractions that I found the most interesting were the room containing the busts of all 300+ inductees into the Hall of Fame and the holographic theater with a very lifelike Joe Namath MCing an upbeat talk about the value of football in building character and the tribulations overcome by some notable inductees.

The rest of the place… mediocre.

Busts of inductees
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