ATW-1 Day 21: Noumea, New Caledonia

Noumea, New Caledonia, from the Luminosa

New Caledonia. Another place that I never expected to see. But, after breakfast with Panama and Amy, we saw it. The city, anyway. I am sure there is much more to the country than what we saw in our walking tour, but we are being very frugal – we still have over 4 weeks to go – so walking around suits us.

This seems to be a nice city. We saw some homeless people and quite a few vacant stores so it doesn’t seem like the economy is booming. But it is not “third world” either.

We did a lot of window shopping a walked up a small hill to a pretty cathedral. And I had a beer at the port. But one of the reasons I got the beer – other than to slake my thirst – was to get access to the internet. New Caledonia was the first place we have visited on any cruise where our T-Mobile plan didn’t give us internet access. Phone calls were also VERY expensive – $4.19 per minute. Text messages were 50 cents each. I sent a few text messages before I realized how expensive they were. We certainly didn’t call anyone.

We were back on board by mid-afternoon. The rest of the day was quiet. I did some reading. We played some cards (I won both games – a rarity).. And, of course, we visited the casino (lose $40, down $810).

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ATW-1 Days 18-20: At sea

Day 18 was one of the 3 sea days on which I purchased the 24-hour internet plan ($30 per day) so I blogged in the morning. We had no breakfast because we were anticipating a large brunch at the Fahrenheit 451 Steak House – the specialty steak restaurant on the Carnival Luminosa – courtesy of the casino. It was a fine brunch. I had a cheesesteak sandwich and Marlene had steak and eggs. We both had profiterole for dessert. And free mimosas. Thank you, casino. Nice to get something in return for our losses.

I did more blogging before dinner while Marlene watched ice carving. We went to the America Rocks show in the theater after dinner. The preshow featured a fake Joan Jett statue (actually one of the dancers). Great show, featuring the band and the ship’s song and dance cast. Great voices, good choreography.

“America Rocks”

I woke on Day 19 with a cold. Not a bad cold, just an annoying cold. After breakfast I tried my hand at science trivia and did so-so: 13.5 versus a winning score of 19. In the afternoon we crossed the IDL (International Date Line) and instantaneously jumped ahead a full day. I lost at cards in the afternoon (Marlene won both games) and lost at the casino too. Another bad day for games of chance.

We danced a bit after dinner but I went to bed early.

Day 20 began with a trip to Guest Services to retrieve our passports (which we had surrendered at checkin)., then to our caricature appointment. The guy did a good job of capturing Marlene but not so great with me. After lunch we played cards and Marlene continued to whip my ass, winning 3 out of 4. The casino continued to be unfriendly to me, too (down $770) but Marlene had a moderately big win – over $350 on a single spin, no bonus involved. I did get a free drink at the VIFP party for Platinum and Diamond passengers – about half the ship – so the day wasn’t a total loss.

Captain Vittorio and senior staff

After dinner we viewed the crew talent show – always a highlight of the cruise. Some of the crew are amazingly talented singers and dancers. Makes you wonder why they do mundane work on the ship.

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ATW-1 Days 16 & 17: At sea

On the road again (where the “road” is the Pacific Ocean), headed pretty much due west toward Australia.

Beauty and the Beat at the Captain’s Party

On Day 16 we had breakfast, then went down to the piano bar to sign up for a free caricature. We will sit for that Monday. We played cards and Marlene kicked my butt, winning all 4 games. There was a Captain’s Party in the afternoon which featured free drinks. After dinner (with Frank and Remy from Australia) I won a few bucks in the casino – just my second winning day in 15. It was nice to win at SOMETHING after being schooled at cards.

We watched The Proposal on the big screen at the pool at midnight. The ship clock was set back an hour so we got to bed before 1am rather than 2am. We are now 7 hours behind Florida.

After breakfast on Day 17 I quickly lost $50 in the casino (down $775 now). Not a hint of a bonus even though I was mostly playing 25-cent slots. Disgusting. Then, after lunch and some time in the hot tub and pool, Marlene continued to whip my ass at rummy, winning 2 (to run her winning streak to 8) before I finally won one. Not a good day for games of chance.

Marlene also lost in the casino, burning through nearly $300 before turning things around. Unlike me, she hits bonuses. She got some good ones and ended the evening on the up side.

We walked around the ship a bit before dinner, reacquainting ourselves with the ship we spent a month on a year ago.

We had dinner with a lovely family from Australia – Phil, Nary and cute little Haley. Then we danced.

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ATW-1 Day 15: Mo’orea, French Polynesia

Mo’orea from the Carnival Luminosa

Mo’orea is a place I have never been. Never even heard of it. But I have now been there. I can check off an item that never appeared on my bucket list.

It is a dramatic island. It looks like the setting for Mutiny on the Bounty – jagged mountain peaks, pristine beaches. I learned that, in fact, it was the setting for one of the Bounty movies. But that dramatic beauty and that bit of movie trivia seem to be just about the only things that make the island interesting.

There is no pier for a large ship in Mo’orea so we anchored in a cove and tendered to shore. Which Marlene and I did after a leisurely breakfast on board the ship. But the port was just a place where jewelry and souvenir trinkets were being hawked. This area is famous for pearls so there was an abundant selection of pearl jewelry. I could have gotten a bottle opener adorned with two pearls. I passed.

The port also featured a small island band, some dancers and, surprisingly, a church. After viewing all of those Marlene said “let’s walk into town.” To which I relied “this IS the town.” We walked a few hundred yards down the road and found a pizza place, a couple of small shops and a supermarket that wasn’t very super. We were back on board in time for lunch.

After lunch I blogged while Marlene spun some slots. Then we played cards and she took 3 to my 1. As it was October 1 I backed up my laptop’s hard drive in the evening. Then lost some money in the casino. Down $750.

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ATW-1 Day 14: Papeete, Tahiti

From the Luminosa, docked in Papeete

The second port of call for the Carnival Luminosa was Papeete, Tahiti. I can’t say that Tahiti was on my bucket list because it was so remote that I never thought I would get there. But I have now gotten there. I only saw the city – Papeete – and I think the best parts of Tahiti are the beaches and the mountains, so it probably wasn’t the best view of the island. But I can now say that I have been there.

Municipal Market

Being both frugal and unprepared for this portion of the trip, we did not plan on an excursion. Instead we toured the city on foot, hitting several of the places on Trip Advisor’s list of the best free places to visit. The ship docked very close to the center of the city so we walked just a few blocks to the Municipal Market which is basically a large indoor flea market. We didn’t stay long as all of the stalls there seemed to have implemented “cruise ship pricing” – everything was VERY expensive. We passed by a cute yellow church and fed some feral chickens on our way to the Paofai Gardens, a large waterfront park. We played a bit on the playground there before heading back into the city.

On the way back into town we went into the (free) Robert Wan Pearl Museum and learned quite a bit about pearls and pearl farming. We had an opportunity to purchase a string of pearls for $86,000 but passed. Before heading back to the ship we stopped at a cafe and sampled the crepes. Not bad but I have had better. And the service was terrible.

We didn’t walk as far in Papeete as we did in Honolulu but still logged nearly 16,000 steps.

We spent time in the casino and, for the first time on the cruise I won money! It was only $10 but I won! Still down $690.

Late night cards were also good for me – I won 2 games out of 3.

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“Live to Tell” by Lisa Gardner

Copyright 2010 by Lisa Garder. Published by Bantam Books, an imprint of Random House, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, New York.

The story begins with the mass murder/suicide of his family by the father of Danielle Burton. Killed were Danielle’s mother and her two siblings – a brother and a sister. Danielle was 9 years old and she recalls her father standing in the doorway of her bedroom, drunk, calling to her, then putting a gun to his head and blowing his brains out.

Twenty-five years later Danielle is a pediatric psych nurse (no surprise there) who is still looking for an answer to the question: why didn’t he kill me? Why did he let me live to tell?

As the 25th anniversary of the murder/suicide approaches, there are back-to-back grisly “family annilihation” events which initially appear to be unrelated. But detective D.D. Warren sees some similarities. Both events – in which 12 people died – appeared to be cases in which the father murdered the family and then committed suicide. But there are forensic problems with that simple conclusion. Both scenes seem to have been staged. And both families had children with severe emotional/mental problems. The common denominator seens to be the psych unit in which Danielle works.

Warren is a bulldog who won’t settle for the simple answers. She keeps digging and starts to interview the staff at the psych unit, including Danielle. And no sooner do the interviews start than a child in the unit dies, apparently by hanging herself. A coincidence? It is the first child death the unit has ever experienced. And it, too, seems to have been staged. Danielle becomes a “person of interest” in the ivestigation. But there are others, too.

There is a strong current of repressed sexuality that runs through this book. Danielle and Warren both are desperately horny. And there are some hunky men who are more than willing to minister to their sexual needs – a hot male detective, a rich faith healer and a big, strong “gym coach” psych ward staff member. The repressed sexuality of Danielle is one of the key elements of the plot. Warren’s horniness is just comic relief.

I didn’t quite buy the motive for the murders, but Gardner is skillful in presenting the stories – both the original murders and the ones 25 years later – and she kept my interest.

I think I have read a D.D. Warren mystery before, but apparently I didn’t blog about it. Must have been before 2011 when I started blogging. But I enjoy the books that feature her.

7 out of 10.

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ATW-1 Days 12 & 13: At sea

We don’t get our cabin cleaned every day. In fact, if it were Marlene’s choice we would never get it cleaned at all. The compromise we have reached is cabin cleaning every 6 days, so Day 12 was a cabin cleaning day. We also got our laundry back. One of the perks of our exalted status with Carnival is free laundry service. So we got fresh laundry back, too. A clean cabin with clean towels, clean sheets and clean clothes… what could be better?

Another Day 12 feature was not one but TWO shows – a juggler, Zak McAllister, in the afternoon and “Vintage Pop,” a 30’s musical revue with some modern songs mixed in, in the evening. The ship band played for the evening show and, as always, they were terrific. Marlene got photos with the captain and some of the “Vintage Pop” cast.

Day 13 included two firsts for me for this cruise: a trivia contest and a comedy show. I was mediocre at trivia – 13.5 points when the winning score was 19 – and the comedian, Billy D Washington, wasn’t very funny. Oh, well. I tried.

Much funnier (if you have a sense of humor) was receiving a bill of $2408 when I requested my free 1.5L bottle of water. I have no idea how the bartender could have made that mistake, but I kept the receipt. It was corrected, of course.

Marlene continues to photograph the amazing watermelon art. She also posed with the comedian and her new best friends, Leslie and Ginger.

We played some cards and split, 1-1. The casino continues to be unfriendly to me. Down $700. But Marlene had a very good day, winning the “Super 8 Jackpot” on a slot machine for a cool $1,038 win. She is still down, but I think that brings her back to my level.

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ATW-1 Days 9-11: At sea

After our day in Honolulu, the Carnival Luminosa headed toward the second port of call: Tahiti. And I learned something about the islands of the Pacific: rather than heading west, as I expected, the ship headed south. Actually a bit southeast as Tahiti is east of Hawaii. And in the same time zone. So for the 6 days after Hawaii we will not have to adjust our clocks.

Day 9 was pretty quiet. I did some reading in the afternoon and we did some dancing in the evening. We also played some cards (Marlene won 2 and I won 1). The rest of the time was spent on the two things cruises are famous for: eating and gambling. Our dinner was at a table of 5, with Mike & Jean from Oregon and Bob from Australia.

We played more knock rummy after breakfast on Day 10 with Marlene winning 2 to my 1 (see a pattern here?). After lunch we took a dip in the hot tub followed by a dip in the pool. Dinner was elegant (and we had some photos taken by the ship’s photographers) and we dined at a table for 8 with Walter, Melissa, Brenda, Mary, Randy and Debby. After dinner we danced, skipping the show. The music was provided by the band’s two singers and one guitarist. Apparently the rest of the band was practicing for their big night on Day 11.

On Day 11 we crossed the equator around 3pm. This event is always celebrated in a traditional way – by King Neptune holding court and punishing the offenders (which always includes the captain being tossed in the pool). We didn’t actually see the event as we knew it would be wall-to-wall people. We played cards instead with Marlene winning 4 games to my 3. I guess I am improving as I held her to less than a 2-to-1 ratio. Dinner was a table of 7, including some folks that we have dined with before, plus two women from the UK. After dinner we attended the show – “One Night Only” which featured the ship’s band which is absolutely terrific. Great voices on the two singers, Matt and Zoe.

The casino continues to be unkind to me. I have had 10 consecutive days of losses, but I am pretty good at walking away when I reach my limit. I am down $560. I think Marlene is down more than that, but she has winning days so there is hope for her.

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ATW-1 Day 8: Honolulu HI

Diamond Head from Waikiki Beach

I had been to Hawaii before – sort of. I landed there way back in 1975 while on my way to Australia on a work assignment. But I never left the airport terminal. So I really didn’t get to see it back then. I still haven’t seen much of the state, but at least I have seen much of the city of Honolulu.

Honolulu was the first port of call for the Carnival Luminosa. We had a long day docked there – 13 hours. The pier is right in downtown Honolulu, so we could walk just about anywhere in the city as it isn’t sprawling, like Los Angeles. We considered going to Pearl Harbor but were advised that we needed reservations – which are hard to get – for the more interesting portions of that memorial. And some of it was undergoing renovation. So we opted out of Pearl Harbor.

We decided to go to Waikiki Beach instead. Not to swim, just to look around. It was about 3 miles from the pier and we could have taken the bus for $1.50. But we decided to walk. The entire route was along the shore and flat. We thought it would be an interesting hike. And it was.

Interesting birds, interesting vegetation – including some amazing banyan trees. And lawn bowling. When we reached the beach we were rewarded with a nice view of Diamond Head. And some nice shops around the Hilton Waikiki Resort.

Marlene in a huge banyan cluster

We stopped at a bar for a drink and a bio break. Then on to Goodwill with a stop along the way at a fancy high-end mall. Got to see both ends of the shopping spectrum. We spent an hour in the Goodwill store but got out without buying anything. Good thing as we still have a 50-pound limit for the flight from Sydney to Rome.

We made it back to the ship as the sun was setting. Total steps – about 25,000 (over 10 miles of walking).

While on the ship I spent a lot of time on the computer, taking advantage of my access to the internet. I blogged in the morning and paid bills in the evening.

The long walk took its toll – I went to bed early with a sore back.

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“The Broker” by John Grisham

Copyright 2005 by Belfry Holdings. Published by Bantam Dell, a division of Random House Inc, New York.

The eponymous broker in this case is disgraced and convicted Washington lobbyist Joel Backman. He is in prison, having served 6 years of a 20-year sentence (though the nature of his crime is a big vague), when he is suddenly pardoned by the outgoing President. His crime has something to do with some mysterious software that has been brought to him by 3 Pakistani hackers. The software controls an even more mysterious set of 9 spy satellites code-named “Neptune.” No one seems to know who launched these satellites or how they got into orbit without the defense and intelligence communities of the US, the UK and Russia not being aware of the launch. But there are lots of people who are upset that the satellites have been kidnapped by these hackers and, with Joel Backman’s assistance, are being peddled to the highest bidder. That high bid – in the vicinity of $1 billion – is never consummated as the 3 hackers and one of Backman’s associates are murdered before the deal goes down and Backman, in fear for his life, pleads guilty to the charges that have been leveled against him. He figures he is safer in prison than he is on the streets. And the software – on 4 hard disks – has disappeared.

Backman’s pardon was engineered by Teddy Maynard, the long-time head of the CIA, who wants him dead, thinking that the software will die with him. The CIA spirits the bewildered Backman to Italy where he desperately tries to assume the identity of a Canadian tourist. The CIA, which cannot legally assassinate him, wants him in a location where one of the other injured parties – Saudi Arabia (who was in line to pay the $1 billion ransom), Israel (who was determined to prevent Saudi Arabia from acquiring the Neptune satellites), Russia (who didn’t want any other country getting them) and China (who actually launched them and were pretty miffed that they had been stolen from them) – will be able to do the job for them. The CIA carefully controls Backman and, at the right moment – which happens to be when Maynard is fired – leaks his location to everyone. Backman has a very big target on his back.

It won’t surprise you to hear that Backman survives to the end of the book. How he does it is the interesting part of the plot. There is a minor romantic subplot. And the descriptions of the various Italian cities in which Backman lived are also interesting.

Grisham is a talented writer and I always enjoy his books. But this one doesn’t completely resolve Backman’s situation. It ends with Backman still being hunted by China. That was somewhat unsatisfying.

7 out of 10.

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